...if you're in a horror movie.
#1: You heard a noise and went to check it out.
#2: You're the Shaggy-esque buddy who smokes too much pot.
#3: You just got laid.
#4: Something frightened you so you ran off on your own.
#5: You're one of the only girls, but you're either the prettiest, smartest, or sluttiest one.
#6: Your shoes lace up, which means they've just come untied.
#7: You've just said something that would become darkly humorous if you died, like "This cake is to die for."
#8: You're the black guy and you're not LL Cool J (or Ving Rhames).
#9: The bad guy's dead so you're settling down for a nice nap by the fire.
#10: You've been stabbed repeatedly with a machete.
Try to make sure this is not you if you ever find yourself in a horror movie situation.
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2 comments:
You had a couple there at the end that made me chuckle. I'm not talking a physical hearty laugh to myself, but there was definitely some chuckling involved. Well done.
PS I like #6 the best.
how about if your skin starts falling off? or if you are trapped in an alley with zombies?
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